the most annoying person youâll ever meet, doesnât shut their mouths and is constantly being a pain up anyones ass. rhymes with banana (so call them that to piss them off), is very short (around 4â10) and is very unathletic (throws up from fitness tests). Baha is very academically challenged and fails to grasp simple concepts (needs to be mansplained in order for him to understand). sounds drunk after 12pm and falls asleep like a child. donât be friends with baha