macie

The exact definition of a beautiful, talented, lover and fighter. She will kick your ass to keep you going for your own good, and then she'll hug you and give you a bandaid and say "good job!". She will motivate you to be a better person, because she is that great of a person. She will make every girl jealous with her beauty and make every guy jealous who doesn't have her. Her ass is phenomenal. She can turn your worst day into the best just by her precense. She is the best friend you could ever ask for.

Damn, that macie is fine as hell.

Look at that ass!

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drippin dots

After retrieving a few pouches of dip n dots from the sketchiest Indian gas station...rush back home to your woman, whose waiting...lips spread. Skillfully dump approximately half a pouch of sub zero cream balls all the way back to her beautiful cervix. Next, have her hover over your readied mouth hole, and run those goddamn kegels until she's drippin' like a fresh squeezed orange. You're fuckin welcome.

Cope: "Last night I had a sweet tooth, so I told Bobbie to hit me with some drippin dots."

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