Bobbington

A Bobbington is a type of person loves chocolate and cranberry juice. They are awesomely awesome with a cherry on top. Their face is known to turn bright red at any time of the day. They have gold hair and are very, very, very, really, really crazy. Anyone who is friends with a Bobbington is one of the luckiest people in the world.

Person 1: Hi, who are you?
Person 2: I don't know, who are you?
Person 1: I am your loyal friend Bobbington.
Person 2: oh.