Hereâs a draft for your Urban Dictionary entry with some playful and messy descriptions for âcuntstellationâ:
Cuntstellation
(noun)
1. Definition:
A brilliant collective noun to describe a group of absolute cunts, shining brightly (and obnoxiously) like stars in the night sky. Often used to emphasize their shared commitment to making life harder for everyone else around them.
2. Usage:
⢠âLook at that cuntstellation over there, all trying to outdo each other with their ridiculous opinions.â
⢠âThe office meeting was basically a cuntstellationâall talk, no action, and a lot of ego.â
3. Etymology:
Derived from constellation, representing a cluster of stars, but with the delightful addition of the word cunt, turning it into a biting and effective insult for groups who collectively exude arrogance, idiocy, or obnoxiousness.
4. Variations:
⢠Adjective: Cuntstellar
âHer ability to gather such a cuntstellar group of people is unmatched.â
⢠Verb: Cuntstellating
âTheyâre over there, cuntstellating around the table like itâs a competition.â
Examples in the Wild:
⢠When you see a group of influencers blocking the street for a photoshoot: âUgh, another cuntstellation ruining the vibe.â
⢠At family gatherings where the loudest voices happen to be the most clueless: âThis Christmas dinner feels more like a cuntstellation than a reunion.â
6. Fun Fact:
Just like real constellations, a cuntstellation often doesnât recognize how truly insufferable it looks to those observing from afar.