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A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.
First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.
When your group must part at York railway station. Those leaving the train remain on the platform and align themselves to the window adjacent to those still on the train.
Following the whistle from the platform supervisor, they signal their goodbye by windmilling their penises and singing the chorus lines of "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive.
The lads gave me the old York Farewell after the stag weekend.