Gloop

The act of sitting on the toilet after sex in order to rid oneself of the jizz inside one's vag.

Lexy: Damn baby, what a stallion you are.

Me: Shut up and go gloop; I don't need any babies running around.

Lexy: Ok my king.

(ten minutes later)

Me: Baby, what are you doing? My sandwich won't make itself.

Lexy: Hold on, I'm still glooping. It was an eight-roper.

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