Joe

Male: A southern white trash redneck who over uses tobacco products particularly smokeless tobacco also known as "dip" or "baccer" but also smokes cigarettes. Usually lives in a trailer park or shack and is very poor. Uses what money they have to buy tobacco or alcohol. Gets drunk/high every Friday and Saturday. Owns a truck with very large wheels. Will sleep with any woman and has probably slept with a close relative. Doesn't know what a condom is. Doesn't know what math is. Also probably cannot read.

Female: Same as male but got pregnant between the ages of 12 and 15. Usually can be found smoking in the women's restroom while skipping class. Gets into fistfights all the time. Cannot raise their child.

Female1: "I done did got pregnant when me and Joe got drunk a few months ago and did it in the back of Sam's truck."

Female2: "Ain't Joe your cousin?"

Female1: "Heck if I know"

(Both go into bathroom to smoke)

Male1: "Gimme some of that baccer!"

Male2: "Why don't you gimme some of that pot you got in your bag there?"

Teacher: "Children, quiet down! Now George Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas Night, 1776..."

Male2: "Who the f**k is George Washington?"

Male1: "I think it's that thing they tell you to put on your dick when your doing a girl to keep her from getting pregnant."

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