Hoagie

When a woman lies on her back and a man places his package on top of her body. This classic move works best with a flaccid penis. (For more than one guy, you can check out the definition: Deli Tray)

So I took her hand and I said "I love you so much. Now lay on your back and let me give you the Hoagie".

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gump

When you shit and piss at the exact same time while sitting on the toilet.

I went to the bathroom the other day and had gump.

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Deli Tray

When a woman lies on her back and two or more men lay their penises on top of her body. This move works best with a flaccid penis. (For a one man show, see the companion definition: Hoagie)

When us guys get together, we always try to find a nice gal to lay down in front of us so we can give her the deli tray.

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