Brownie Parade

A parade in celebration of brownies where copious amounts of Titos is consumed and the only laugh allowed is a slow "huh-huh"!

Unsure if this is a real event or a figment of a schizophrenic episode.

Roberto on a phone call, "Do you have da Titos for the Brownie Parade *huh-huh*?"

John, "Is Roberto off his medication again?"

A Mutz

A guy with no muscles that foam rolls his bones.

Joe, "Bob is foam rolling his bones again instead of hitting weights to build muscle first."

John, "I know. What a Mutz!"