Uncle Bob

Euphemism for "smoking pot" or marijuana in general. Originates from the hippie subculture of the 1960's.

"Where'd you disappear to?"
"Oh, I had to go have a chat with Uncle Bob."

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tranny bombing

To play the same song, over and over, ad nauseam and often very loud.

"Great, there goes the neighbor. Tranny bombing at two in the morning, AGAIN!"

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ass bucket

The smell vehicle or airline seats emit when they warm-up and the new passenger realizes the cushions have been used as fart filters.

"You look nauseated. Bumpy flight?"
"No, I just happened to have an aisle seat, ass bucket."

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d-bagapalooza

Social environment filled with douchebag personalities.

"Gurl, I thought ya'll were going to that party?"
"We did, but bounced because it was a total d-bagapalooza."

Or for an online social network profile:

"Totally get this is bumpuglies.com, and not a Baptist revival--so I'm not expecting miracles--but I know it's not all a d-bagapalooza."

startard

When a person is star struck by someone famous and finds that their tongue and mind are tied for words, so they just blurb something out.

Walking along 9th Avenue I overheard a voice I recognized. It was Mark Indelicato (Justin) from 'Ugly Betty'. I had a startard moment. All I could say was, "Mark! Dude. You're so awesome. Thank you." He smiled and said thanks.

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day-ighties

Hybrid of "back in the day" and "the Eighties". Usually used in reference to the generation of teens that came of age in the 1980's, and their nostalgia for the period.

I think my hair looked like that when I had a "bodywave" back in the day-ighties.

HDBIC

Head DoucheBag In Charge: Someone who's obnoxiously arrogant like a boss, partner, coach, instructor or Alpha male.

"Dude, how do you stay motivated with the gym?"
"Because I'm just so damned handsome."
"Yo brah, you're such the HDBIC."

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