mosquito twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of mosquitoes.

Entirely different, from the twatting sticks used in zen

I'm going to twat that mosquito, with my mosquito twatter.

bee twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of bees.

These are entirely different to the kind of twatting sticks used in zen

Don't use the dustpan to twat that bee son, use the bee twatter it's what I bought it for.

ginger

1 - A type of cunt, whose investigators rarely come away from, without sustaining severe physical injuries.
2 - A tediously poppy, middle class, folk singer without any of the attributes that are generally attributed to musical talent or charm
3 - pasty individuals who on average usually smells of piss, and are lacking in anything resembling a soul
4 - the only individuals left in society it's still acceptable to make offensive and racist remarks at, because they're ginger.
5 - Part of Scotland

Gingers smell of piss
Fuck off you cheeky ginger cunt
Your mums a ginger fucking tramp

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shitache

A type of mushroom that tastes so much like shit, it causes actual physical pain

Known as coproellis fungi in Latin...

Your mushrooms taste like shit! Yea I know that's because they are shitache mushrooms huhuhuh