voteflake

A derogatory term for those immune to Jedi mind tricks.

That Ruby Freeman video from Fulton, GA was bizarre. We deserve some explanation and the ballots should be checked for authenticity.

No that wasn't weird at all. Standard practice. Nothing to see here.

But...

SHUT UP VOTEFLAKE

Shaq-doored

To be sodomized by an exceptionally large penis. Portmanteau of "back doored," a slang description for anal sex, and "Shaq," the nickname of a former NBA player rumored to have an exceptionally large penis.

I got Shaq-doored in the alley by my Shaq-foo instructor after class, and now my asshole feels like I sat on a Shaqtus.

Ginga

A reclaimed version of a highly offensive term for a person with red hair and very very white skin, now used as a term of endearment between these hypomelanated individuals.

What up ginga?

Shut up bitch that's our word.