Shit, what the fuck!?

When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.

Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.

*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*

Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright

Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?

I swear to fuck

A saying that many people use when they are about to beat the living shit out of a annoying friend or some 8-year old cringy kid.

Me: I swear to fuck I am going to beat the shit out of you kid
Kid: I bet you won’t!
Me: *start beating shit out of kid*

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