Bum Road

Understanding Bum Road requires some knowledge on the religion of Bochism. Bochism is a small sect located mainly in Southern Ontario but has been documented in Amsterdam, Netherlands as well. Similar to the Garden of Eden in Christianity, Bum Road is an integral part of Bochism, along with veganism. It represents the journey of life, the path which Bum Roaders follow on their journey of becoming a Boch. Bum Roaders mainly worship Joaquin Phoenix, although they still pray to several of his disciples, including Laverne Cox and Ruby Rose. The term “Bum Road” can be heard used in a variety of contexts by fellow Bum Roaders. It can be a negative or a positive thing, or simply be synonymous for anal sex.

“You have a Biology exam? Uhhh that is sooooo Bum Road”
“It’s 420 BUM ROADDDDDD”
“Omg last night my boyfriend took me on a trip down Bum Road for the first time ;)”

Gorilla

A guy who’s dick is huge and is super dom. Likely in some branch of the military. He’s genetically closer to his primate ancestors than the average human, AKA he’s in touch with his inner monkey and has no shame about it. He has extreme opinions on most subjects and probably lacks critical thinking skills, however he makes up for that in the bedroom cause this man is DOWN TO TRY ANYTHING. He’s def into all the freaky shit and fucking him is like making love to a tractor. He’s the type of guy who could fuck another man and it wouldn’t be gay.

“Oh my god sis, Reynold was plowing me so hard last night, he’s a total gorilla”

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