Eddy's Mom

A very nice woman until Eddy showed up. She mixes the beans with one chancla and hits Eddy with the other one. All around nice lady, who has aged horribly because of Eddy. She has taught Eddy how to sit at home all day and play Fortnite. Yet she manages to get more dubs than he does. In conclusion Eddy's Mom is a true saint and should be proud for what she has done for our community, by keeping Eddy inside and away from society.

Wow you're mom must be Eddy's Mom, because you are a horrible person. You probably call her a piece of crap.

Screenling

A child or person of young age, who is given, usually what is presumed to be an iPad or iPhone, in hopes of being distracted long enough for the care giver of said child, to complete a task that requires focus. However sometimes the care giver is not completing any task, and is instead trying to forget about the child for a certain amount of time.

Person 1: “Man I wish there was a word that describes a child who is neglected by there parents. And is given an iPad as a distraction”.

Person 2: “ Oh you mean a “screenling”.