Malaysian Steamer

A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.

Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.