Weaver monkey

(n).

1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.

2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.

On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.

Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.

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Tucker Carlson

(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.

man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.

Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.

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ker bangers

(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.

2. The testicles.

Ouch, that hurt. Right in the ker bangers.

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Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

Plaxicate

to do something so dangerously stupid in public where one causes harm to oneself.

That kid riding his skateboard on the guard rails fell on his head. He really plaxicated himself in front of all those onlookers.

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Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

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Saint Louis Sake

(n). Slang term for Bud Light beer, or any beer manufacturer that puts rice in their ingredients. As you may or may not know, Bud Light is made by Anheiser-Busch, and is based in Saint Louis, Missouri. One of the ingredients of Bud Light is rice. Who wants rice in their beer? Has this beer been outsourced to the East?

"Hey bartender, another round of Saint Louis sakes for my football friends!"