UFF

UFF stands for
Ugly Fuck Face

People usually say this when a really bitchy girl is trying to hit on them and give them some type of STD. The girl usually has a rusty cunt. When doing the girl she usually screams. She will also occasionally squirt causing a mess. Then you have to scream YOU FUCKING UFF.

That UFF over there is trying to seduce that poor nerd, I guess we should warn him about the STD's that she has.

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Lauer

A really hot girl that can have sex. Guys usually call her "LAUER POWER" in bed. She can get shit done.

Damn that Lauer really got me going.

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