Bohuslava

A blue haired Russian queen. She conquered the Netherlands in 1802. She was a dandy old fellow. She participated in dressage alone. Frequently. She was constantly bombarded by angry mobs of blonde haired ladies. She survived. She still lives to this day. But where? Who knows.

“Is that bohuslava the blue haired Russian queen??”

“Yeah that’s TOTALLY her. Look at her ripe blue hair.”

Ruby

A little gnome with fancy fresh bangs. She is the manliest man to ever walk this manly earth. Dont mess with ruby.

“Is that ruby the garden gnome?”
“IT IS!!! RUN!!!”

master ponger

A guy/girl/they who’s so good at cup pong

Person 1: yo let’s play cup pong

Person 2: ok *proceeds to be super good at it*
Person 1: woah man your a master ponger

Wonker

A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.

“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”

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Dance

An activity that inflicts pain, discomfort, depression, anxiety, finger loss, headaches, dizziness, spinal fusion, confusion, death and may result in a semi permanent coma.

“I might sign up for dance! What do u think!”
“DONT do it. You could end up in a semi permanent coma!!!”

Dorf dorf

A shockingly tall ogre who loves to inflict pain with her egotistical acts. Dorf Dorf brings nothing but a dark cloud. She also lacks a brain.

“What’s a Dorf Dorf?”

“Dont ever speak of that name again. Only pain and suffering follows.”