John

The sweetest person you will ever meet in your life. John has a way of stealing your heart and making you blush almost instantly. John can typically be found giving advice or comforting his friends, family, or lover, and doing a great job at it. He puts his heart and soul into everything he does, and often always bounces back in tough situations. He has a huge heart, is honest, and always a great kisser. Johns are a fan of affection and snuggles so its best not to leave them too long without hugs else they'll get fussy. They're very snuggly and will coddle you any chance they have because of their caring nature.

Person 1: So uh hows john
Person 2: He's perfect <3

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FANDD

FANDD

Fine
Ass
Niggas
Don't

Drink

The word FANDD means someone who is basically a rich asshole.

Person 1:Man that dudes a fandd
Person 2: Totally he's got his dick stuck so far up that ceiling fan I don't even wanna fuck with that dude.

Columbine Massacre

Best senior prank of all time.

Person 1: Ayo remember the Columbine Massacre.

Person 2: Hell yea, god damn best prank ever

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Sciulla'd

When you get fucked in the ass by your life choices, hitting rock bottom.

Jack: Where the hell did you go wrong?
Zac: I don't know.
Jack: You got sciulla'd

What's a Ned?

A newely developing meme from CrankThatFrank from his twenty one pilots video of the music video chlorine.

Tyler: We have to clean the pool for ned
Josh: What's a Ned?

Depression Sandwich

This edible food is eaten during newly found heartbreaks when your girlfriend dumps you, seeing your sister marry the high school dumbass therefore dropping out, or your parents kicking you out of the house. Sometimes we all need a good ol' depression sandwich

Samantha: Dammit! Kyle just broke up with me.
Katie: I think you need a good ol' depression sandwich