fuckwith

A person or creature who pulls verbal or physical pranks on others just to fuck with them for personal enjoyment.

Example 1:
Did you see the pink double-headed jelly dong that Brian zip-tied to Billy's truck bumpber? What a fuckwith.

Example 2:
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Checking the Wim and the Wom on this hula hoop.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: The Wim and the Wom. It's hula hopping terminology. The Wim is how well it will keep travelling in an arc when you get it rolling in a circle. The Wom is how long it will keep wobbling before it finally drops, once it's no longer travelling in the arc. It tells you a lot about the balance of a hoop.
Person 1: Really?

Person 2. Nah.
Person 1: Ugh! You're such a fuckwith.

Example 3:
My cat ambushes me every time I walk down my driveway. She's such a fuckwith.

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