Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

Ass muppet

When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet

“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night

Secret Booty juice

The act of putting foreign liquids (usually alcohol) into someone’s ass, stirring it around and then having said individual shit it out into cups before a party and then watching as members of the party drink out of the cups unknowing of the process in which the drink was made.

“Bro I think there’s secret booty juice in this cup”