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Vince Ray, a well known tattoo artist who's designs follow his specific style of drawing, combining 50's retro with cult icons such as the 8 ball, flames, the number 13 and dice with sexy Betty Page-esque style women in kinky devil outfits creating on the whole, some of the best tattoo designs ever.
His designs are commonly seen amongst the psychobilly audience or etc, and one fine shop called Dragstrip based in Camden has many a fine piece of clothing/accessories with his designs on.
Vince Ray - probably the best tattoo artist in the world.
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Possibly the best drink ever. Naturally i'd say that as a Norwegian. It puts hair on your chest, knuckles, balls or anywhere you lack hair.
Stine was having a bad day so she decided to chug down the hjemmebrent stowed away at the back of the kitchen drawer. Shortly after consumption she fell into coma due to the extremely high alcohol content in her bloodstream.
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Clayt means Clit except in one of those butch German accents, those typical women called Helga or Greta and bdy build. Although this is only a different accent a clayt is far different from a clit, see a clit is just a mound of flesh and nevrse thyhat goes hard whilst a clayt is constantly hard, has more muscles than Arnie and could knock ur grandma out from 20 yards when erect.
Helga Oh ja! Ich bin eine lesbian mit my lover Greta, oh ja she spread my poussy and leick mein clayt.
Great Ja! Ich did, und zen you commen all over meine tongue.
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Um Bongo- it was a juice containing mixed tropical fruits such as Pineapple, Mango, Passion Fruit etc that was sold in cartons in the UK. It was the shitty drink that kids used to beg their moms to buy or use their 15p pocket money to buy it after school. It tasted like crap and the company stopped producing it whent hey realised it was so shit.
A) Hey, lets go buy some Um Bongo after school.
B) Alright! I mean it does taste like fruity piss but hey, its cheap so yeah.
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Poussay comes from the same dialect pattern as clayt. it is mostly used by butch German lesians who body build, listen to Kraftwerk (nothigns wrong with Karftwerk) and and wear lederhosen.
Greta fingered Helga's poussay.
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German for "double fist". Colloquially used to describe the act of insterting two fists into the same orifice such as the vagina or anus.
The term retains it's German origins as it implies a far more brutal treatment to the more conventional practices of fisting.
Similarly it is used within the Metal culture to indicate aviolent arousal to someone/thing or to express a distaste for someone/something, depending on context. (See example two).
1. Hrafvnir doppelfausted Mary whilst she was chained to the bathroom floor. The screams were amazing, i think she's starting to like it these days.
2. "I'd doppelfaust that girl over there!" or alternatively: "look at that hige brutess over yonder, she needs a good doppefausting in her mouth!"
The word derives from an amalgamation of the acts of crying, shitting and wanking which, are performed simultaneously. The outcome of this act is a sensory and emotional overload (sic).
N.B. Acheiving a state of equilibrium amongst the three sensations experienced during a crushank takes some practice to achieve but once mastered, the subject may experience a state of nirvana.
"Shaxy read that book about Buddha and how he reached the higher plane through consistent crushanking and sought to emulate his most beloved mentor. He spent the next decade ferevently mastering the art of Crushank."
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