Bojan

An urban legend, going back to the 1750s in Montenegro.
Traditionally, a "Bojan" is a Montenegrin man, usually strangely muscular, who chases obese children around in hallways of boarding houses. He is dressed in all black and wears a black beanie.
The only way to stop this abomination is to soil yourself and throw your excrement at the angry beanie boy, to which he will promptly take a shower, giving you a chance to save yourself.

Man 1: Do you hear weird meat slapping noises?
Man 2: OH GOD ITS BOJAN, RUN

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