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Bougie

People who act high class and healthy, only shopping at Whole Foods or PCC. Usually named Katherine, would rather order bottled water even if the tap water came from an ancient Himalayan spring. Far too removed from reality to realize there are times when an ice cold Coors Light or Icehouse is the perfect beer. Likely gluten-, soy-, lactose-, animal- free not out of necessity, but for chosen lifestyle of being a douche.

Oh my god, Katherine is SO bougie. After cracking open and offering her my last Natty Light she scoffed in my face and pulled a 6oz micro brew out of her purse. She couldn't open it of course and was forced to stare at me manspreading and shotgunning the Natty Light.

by Bojang Bugami June 24, 2021