Dipshitting

The sexual act of dipping crackers, vegetables, chips, etc. into your sexual partners bumhole to derive pleasure from her/him and to use the feces as dip for said crackers, vegetables, chips, etc.

Jaylen: Dude I tried the dipshit on my new girlfriend last night, it tasted nasty but she was moaning.
Ryan: Its an acquired taste man. I tried that recently with some carrots but they got stuck in her ass.
Jaylen: Nasty wtf, u must be bad at dipshitting. Also why would you use vegetables, crackers are the way to go.
Ryan: Well crackers break easier, plus I'm a vegan so I've got a veggie fetish
Jaylen: What the actual hell, this is the first I've heard of this.

TMI

TMI- it stands for Tickle My Insides.

A female might often say this on the bed seductively to get her partner or man for the night to get aroused and readied up. Or you could just say it to gross someone out.

Geoffrey- *gets out of shower*
Jane- Ohh Geoffreyyyy, you know I've been waiting for you to TMI.
Geoffrey- Too Much Information? What?
Jane- No silly, Tickle My Insides.
Geoffrey- Oh. Well now I'm losing my boner. Oh well, Dicks out for Harambe I guess.

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