Gimpled

To be crippled by a gimp

What happened to you?

I was Gimpled

Jamod

The one true God, master of the universe, King of Kings, creator of fried chicken, the Jamody Knights, the UUUC and enemy of Gordon Ramsey

All hail Jamod

Chulainn

King of the pimps. Even the greatest of men fear this specimen. Scares Chuck Norris, named his mother, frightened the Rock so bad they renamed him Pebbles , when he dies he’ll bury the Undertaker, he can see John Cena, make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a twig, dripped so hard he made Niagra Falls, he single handedly defeated the Red Army with one arm, the cccp actually stood for Chulainn Can Cream Pie, he once dropped 50+ points on Michael Jordan in five minutes, uses google maps to measure his Shlong, he make a Hummer look like a a Fiat 500 sitting in it, He once snorted all of Pablos cocaine in an hour and it didn’t faze him, took an uppercut from Mike Tyson and broke his hand, in a brief summary he is a FUCKING UNIT!!!.

I just impregnated 100 girls.

You are such a Chulainn

The Ape in the Cape

An annoying piece of shit that follows you around like shit on your shoe, makes weird noises and has less brain function than a stroke victim.

Shut the fuck up you are like The Ape in the Cape