San Diego Chargers

A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.

Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!

Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...

Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!

Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....

Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$

Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....

Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.

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