meatstroker

Somebody who metaphorically jerks somebody off for their own benefit. Usually their boss or an authority figure of some sort.

Neil: Man, Jack kisses so much of the bosses ass his breath smells like shit!

Bob: Oh, total meatstroker!

billy whacker

A very long and loud fart. The kind that grumbles.

I just woke up my wife with a billy whacker to the face!