Pinnonion

Looks like a pinneapple, smells like an onion. Or vice versa.
May also be used in reference to a mother's vagina.

Me: What is that smell..?
Mother: What smell, sweetie?
Me: Oh gawd.. did you forget to clean your pinnonion today??

Fakeup

Another word for makeup.

You should use some fakeup to hide that real face of yours.

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Bumper Boobs

A novelty item that is attached to a vehicle's trailer hitch.

Cindy: "I just got some Bumper Boobs, and I'm gonna put 'em on my truck hitch."
Darryl: "They're just like my Truck Nuts."

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Look it up

The thing you say when you know you're wrong but just wanna waste someone's time.

Me: I'm telling you, Patrick Duffy played Spiderman.
You: Umm. No. He did not.
Me: Look it up.
You: Sigh..

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Shittucky

Derogatory slang for "Kentucky".

Oh man, does anything not suck ass in this state? No wonder they call it Shittucky.

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Snicker To Self

What one really means when they type or say "LOL".
Acronym: STS.

Bob: "That was hilarious!! *Laugh out loud*"
Bill: "It was alright. *Snicker to self*"

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Republicrat

Person who doesn't favor any side in politics

Barbie: Who are you voting for, Ken?
Ken: Yeeeah, I don't care for any of them.
Barbie: Gawsh, you're such a Republicrat.

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