knob suction

In simple words...it is a blow job.

I was so drunk last nite that I found myself chattin with a wombatic dick shark that insisted on giving me some knob suction.

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knee dropper

A girl that loves giving head.

I woke up happy as a pig in shit this morning because I went to bed with a knee dropper.

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0 X(

A dead guy with a halo over his head. Also known as 0X(

Ahhh help me! *squish* 0 X(

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Playing DJ

(v) Slang for female masturbation.

Don't bother me, I'm playing DJ.

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F Yeah

See Fuck yeah

The F is used in place of fuck to avoid offending someone IRL or violating a TOS on the net.

Woman 1: OMG he punched that guy so hard he fell out the window!
Man 1: F YEAH! I pwned your ass man! F YEEEAAH!!!

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777

The number of perfection.

See also 666

I am perfect for a bare the numbers 777.

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Squeeze

To bind something or someone until it croaks.

Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!

Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!

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