stugats

Italian-American phrase used primarily by people in northern New Jersey with connections. Is also used by people in New York. It means nothing, crap, sh*t.

"What the f*ck do you know?!? You don't know stugats!"

"I got stugats for my birthday...I didn't even get a freaking card."

"You're so f*cking stupid, you got stugats for brains."

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cockjockery

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

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XP

It can also mean a dead face by closing the eyes and sticking your tongue.

Driving retarded in rain or snow can cause major injury or XP.

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buona figa

Literal Italian translation is "good pussy." This term should be used when talking about girls when in their presence. If you don't want to blunt and talk about how hot some bitch is...just say she's a buona figa.

"That's some serious buona figa right there...damn I want to tap that ass!"

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