Chitlen

A small child, often in the stage of language development involving repetition of everything you say.

(pl. chitlens)

Chitlen: *drops ice cream cone* “motherfucker!”

Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!

Vocabulistics

The study of vocabulary. The one who studies vocabulary is referred to as a vocabulist.

Groot: “I am Groot”
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.

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Smellfungus

A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.

“Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus

Yucatán

Peninsula in southeastern Mexico, named after the Mayan phrase meaning “I don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Also known as the Yucatán penisula due to the form resembling a phallus arising from the loins of Mexico.

Cordoba: “Where am I?”
Mayan: “Yucatán.”

Cordoba: “Wow. The Yucatán.”

B.J. “what’s that part of Mexico that looks like a dick?”
Barney: Yucatán. The Yucatán penisula.

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

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Half a husky

A semi-erection.

Just talkin'to that woman gave me half a husky.

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