Niggers on Ice

1. A family friendly show where spectators may view African-Americans perform athletic feats whilst wearing ice skates. Usual cost of admission is 5$ per person, 3$ for kids.

Jack: hey man, I’m bored and we have 10$. What do you wanna do?

Mick: I heard Niggers on Ice is town. You wanna go?
Jack: ye

Milky Way

The sub-Saharan African of chocolate bars.

Mick: hey man, pass me a Milky Way.

Jack: you mean the sub-Saharan African of chocolate bars?
Mick: ye.

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Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.

Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.