ebus

The bus that takes all the drunk kids that go to the University of Texas in Austin downtown so they can get even drunker at the bars. The bus is free and runs Thursday - Saturday nights between downtown Austin and the University area.

Frat guy #1: "Dude, I totally grabbed this chick's ass on the ebus and then I realized she was throwing up in my new boat shoes."

Frat guy #2: "That is foul."

Frat guy #1: "Yah. True Story. And then I punched the guy next to me because I was so pissed."

Frat guy #2: "Fuckin ebus."

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