Vaush

Fat internet leftist who likes children, horse penises and transgender people. Vaush is known for being fat, gay and fat. He is also famous for laughing when losing a debate in order to win (causing his fat belly to bounce like a retarded ping pong ball).

Me: I like Vaush.
Friend: why?
Me: You are a Nazi.

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Rightist

A Rightist is a person who suffers from feelings of superiority and megalomania.

Guy 1: Are you racist?
Guy 2: I’m not racist, but-..
Guy 1: Are you homophobic?
Guy 2: No, but you see-
Guy 1: Do you hate poor people?
Guy 2: no… but.. yes.
Guy 1: You must be a Rightist.

Leftist

A person who suffers from feelings of inferiority and tendencies for oversocialization.

guy 1: I’m a Leftist.
guy 2: cool.
guy 1: sorry, that term is offensive as it carries masculine connotations, I prefer the term “beautiful”
guy 2: cool