Bonga

An absolute legend of a specimen. He is got a massive schlong. If a bonga looks mad just run away because bonga holds all might in his pants. Don’t mess with a bonga.

That bonga is coming towards. WE BETTER RUN!

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Scotty P

The best cross country runner in the world because of his third leg schlong. He will smash anyone and has COUNTLESS BODIES!! He will beat anyone up who even looks at him. DONT FUCK WIT DA SCOTTY P!

“Who’s that”

“That’s the best cross country walker Scotty P”
“Damn his schlong is a third leg”

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