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Elijah is the type of person who makes a great friend, but not a great lover. He's spunky and
crazy and has a kind of insane personality. He's the life of the party because he does stupid shit all the time and tries to make people laugh. He's got a pretty dark yet hilarious sense of humor, and often makes Hitler jokes. He thinks he's really ugly, but his friends don't agree. He falls in love too easily and often finds himself in a circle of people from which he must choose, but he never chooses because he doesn't want to hurt anyones feelings. He has a small, platonic group of friends that mostly consists of girls (whoever is in his platonic circle of friendship has probably been a love interest of his at some point). He can be quite annoying and even nosy at times, but he always regrets it afterward. He hates to hurt people's feelings and really wants the best for his friends. He tries to avoid conflict as much as possible, but his viewpoint on the world is just so different that dissagreements pop up all the time. He tries his best to make his friends laugh, but secretly has his own insecurities about incompetence. He absolutely loathes being bound by rules and regulations, and will almost always complain about it. He can also be a bit narcissistic as well, but just as always, he hates it when he is. He is musically and artistically talented, but also feels bad about it. He is extremely awkward, and he hates that, too.
"Hey, did you hear about that kid who drank TWO LITRES of coke at that party?"
"Huh. Must have been Elijah."
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Much like its derivative, succulent, SuCCulents are flesh-like plants that take a long-ass time to grow. They're pretty fun to care for because you basically have to do nothing. However, what sets them apart from succulents is that SuCCulents always seem strikingly attractive. Whether you are straight, gay, bisexual, or a squirrel, these thicc plants draw your attention from miles away. You are often tempted to stroke its fleshy leaves and squish it til' you hear it pop inside.
It can also be used to define a person who looks attractive.
"Yo, did you see that SuCCulent back there?"
"Yeah, that thing looked like a snacc"
"Dude, Sofia is looking quite SuCCulent today"
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4 Mallets is what malleteers that are more experienced do to become better at being a pit performer. It's pretty self-explanatory. The performer simply holds 2 mallets in each hand.
Sike, it's not simple at all, but it is fun. When you start, you constantly face the threat of a mallet flying out of your hands and across the room because your hands are too sweaty. The more you play with them, the bigger the calluses get on your middle finger. Your hand also gets fucking ripped, especially in your thumb.
But most importantly of all, your music actually sounds good.
Man, I wish I could play 4 mallets like Timmy can. Look at his wrists fly!
A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.
In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.
Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.
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