Victory royale

The meaning of life

Some adopted retards call them vicroys

*gets victory royale on fortnite*
*is happy*
*puts on snapchat*
*gets yeeted on and assassinated*
Assassin: he deserved that

Btw don’t do this otherwise your a fat git

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no u tolu

Like no u but only roadmen of level 69 can use it otherwise you will be shat on.

Using no u tolu will completely game end your enemy, and they will certainly be in a coma for the rest of their life and if they do wake up, then just say no u tolu again and they will just die.

Mongoose 1: you big gay
Mongoose 2: no u tolu
Mongoose 1: gets raped

Fortnite

The number 1 leading cause of suicide.

Do not play it if u rage because u will probably die by a four year on his mums iPad and start screaming no u tolu at your screen.

Pro fortnite players include EddieTheEgg501 and that’s it.

Go die if u are an eight year old with a fortnite YouTube channel.

Fortnite will eat u for dinner in a cupboard and that cupboard is on drugs that were sold by an ant and that ant had Ebola and that Ebola was from t series

Obese child: mummy I want to play fortnite

Retarded mum: no u tolu
Obese child: mummy are u proud of me I got a number one victory royale
Retarded mum: btw ur adopted

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Dog

A largified rat that eats your face off.

Guy off the street: Where did Bob go?
Jesus: that fat rat over there ate him
Guy off the street: good
Dog: woof woof I need a poo
Jesus: I want a curry

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