Robb

A man who is also called Richard, Bob and more. He loves to live in Miami Florida and mow his lawn. Normally wearing a white tank top and boxers. He also loves to sit inside and eat Cheetos. His nephews know not to become a Robb, but are compelled by his ease of life. These nephews tend to become attracted yet appealed towards Robb in an uneasy way. Robb’s neighbors are jealous and discussed by all the trash around his home and his perfect lawn. Beware of Robb he is a dangerous man.

Sally: mom who is that man?

Mom: oh that’s Robb we do not talk of him.

Jim: I like Robb

Mom: no son we can’t loose you like we lost your brothers and father.

Sally: mommy I’m scared I don’t want to loose brother Jim

Mom: I know sally I know, but it’s too late for him

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🍆

Stop being so dirty minded people, it’s just an eggplant (or is it 😉).

Honey did you see all those 🍆 at the store?

Yes Richard, they were huge!

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The

How do you not know this word?!?? If you don’t know it, go to school.

The milk

The bread

The man

Literally you can use the word “the” in almost any sentence.

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Dave Gang

It is a gang where it is centered around “Dave” and we all shout “Dave Gang” then do one of our gang signs.

Gang signs:

Mickey Mouse- put your hands on your temples in the shape of Mickey Mouse ears.

Daisy Duck- put your hands crossed down infount of your crotch.

Donald Duck- put your right hand up to your mouth like you are making a duck bill.

Tigger- put your arm below your tail bone and jump up and down.

Origin:

One day at Silver Lake Reiginal Middle School in the drama club a group of kids declared the Dave Gang to exist. The gang then grew to be almost the entire school. After that the gang went all the way to Plymouth and so the Dave Gang was born.

A Dave walks by

Everyone else: DAVE GANG (shoots out gang signs)

paisa fever

when a person is attracted to mexicans, mexican-american, or the likeness of mexicans both physically and sexually

Oh my god, i think that mexicano is like so totally hot!
you have Paisa Fever

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#itsjustaneggplant

It is just an eggplant 🍆

Omg did you see that 🍆!?!

Ya... wait you mean an eggplant right??

Ya duh #itsjustaneggplant