blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free

{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.

Made of pure, fresh and natural piss.
100% sugar-free

{Ethan:} Hey man, wanna try some of blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Ethan no-
{Blethan:} *shoves it into alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit... this is actually AMAZING!

crownie

the king of beers. crown lager

dont be taking my crownie, boy.

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FrBoink

frank x boink

lemon: ayo i love frboink!
reina: who's frboink?
lemon: frank x boink :tipsfedora:

spadfa

when a guys voice is breaking and he squeaks.

dude 1: so hey you wanna come to the moviiieees? (embarassed look on face)
dude 2: major SPADFA!

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dorfus

A dorfus is any human who displays traits of any of the following classifications: nerd, dork, geek, digerati, technorati, hacker, uber geek, etc. Many believe that the dorfi (pl. dorfus) are the next stage of human evolution, the arrival of which has been hastened by our societies ever growing dependence upon the technologies which are understood by this elite group, but which somehow escapes the lower technical understanding of the average homosapien. In fact, much as the homosapien's ability to utilize and invent basic tools placed them above the neanderthal, so does the dorfi's understanding and adaptability to modern technological advances place them above the average homosapien in the modern Information Age.

Our computer guy at work is a total dorfi.

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