Dorothy

A Dorothy is someone who, against all odds, will bombard you with work and do it in the most enthusiastic, chipper way ever as she proceeds to watch you suffer.

Sorry, but I'm stuck at work. Can we meet up later? My boss is being a real Dorothy.

Yair

The Yair, (Pronounced Yuh-Ear,) will live in huts made of the flesh of others who could not keep up in the Geography game, for they only exist to torture us with facts and random pieces of history.

The Yair, (Scientific name Yairorus Neanderthallius,) spends his days huddled up and looking at "Educational videos" while playing the same god damn video game every day.

The Yairorus Neanderthallius does not like the sun, for it heralds the arrival of a new day, for new information. Usually it can hibernate for months at a time, in which it goes into it's Hidey-hole and keeps itself updated from a distance.

Short, powerful, and rabid, Yairs are not recommended to be domesticated. Run on sight.

OH GOD! IT'S A YAIR! RUN, BEFORE HE LECTURES US ON POSTWAR ARCHITECTURE!