SRI

SRI- Sex Related Injury.
Ranging from a broken nail or leg bruises to the inability to do more than shuffle around the next day. Eek!

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Johnty: Margo, dear, why are you wheeling yourself round in a swivel chair?
Margo: Tee hee, Johnty, I encountered an SRI after the huntsman's ball!

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