landlubber

a derogatory term for someone who has never set to sea and is worse because of it.

hand over your rum you filthy landlubber

tryst

a meeting of lovers

the barley was flattened from their midnight tryst.

clodhopper

large ungainly foot wear weilded in a heavy, uncoordinated fashion.

I dont think we need the clodhoppers on the seat, do we?