yem

Geordie word meaning 'home'.

"Fook that mate, ah's gannin' yem."

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Amp

Short for amputee. Not that I condone use of this word, it just ought to be defined, that's all.

I believe he's an amp.

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Face Like A

...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.

Ugly beyond reproach.

Dave: "That lad's got a face like a chernobyl fireman's head."
Bill: "As I understand it, he was in fact a chernobyl fireman."
Dave: "(sings) #It's a wonderful life...#" (etc)

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Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

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ranny

I believe I heard some charver scumbag or other use this word to mean 'hungry'. Possibly derived from 'ravenous'. As in:

Eee, ah feel puar ranny th'knaas. Let's howay doon the lurcal Greggs!

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Fodey

Short for forty four, as in .44 Magnum.

"Good gracious Ian, the girl scouts are back seeling more of those disgustin cookies!"
"Don't panic, Barbara. I'm packin' my fodey."

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Brahms and Liszt

Rhyming slang, meaning 'pissed'. Note that this is the UK meaning of pissed, as in 'drunk', rather than the American meaning of 'angry'. Is usually shortened to Brahmsed.

"Hey there, d'you want to drive me home?"
"Nah love, I'm absolutely brahmsed."

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