smegel

A Person that stands you up, and blows you off

I called Deb about our lunch date and she didn't answer her voice mail or call me back. What a smegel

Buggles

The ancient wisdom of butt snuggles. When you rub your butt up against someone like you’re snuggling them, only with your butt.

That person looks really sad, time to cheer them up with buggles.