manking out

A period of time spent doing nothing other than lazing on the sofa eating and drinking unhealthily whilst watching non-educational tv programmes. Males who are manking out often have one hand down their pants for the purpose of a general rummage, whereas females are more likely to be cocooned nice and quietly under a blanket.

Got bang on it last night until 4am and spent all day today manking out

Sport dick

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.

Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!

Yeti

An exclamation shouted out to a friend or your peers when you wish something to be over or come to it’s natural end

Leigh: 4 nil - how the fuck did we manage to lose 4 nil?? We’re so poor, I blame the manager, he’s a twat. And the goalkeeper, he’s shite...and the ref...and the fans...and.....(goes on and on)

Neil: Yeti!

dig pog

A unattractive female but with a half decent body

That girl I pulled last night was a bit of a dig pog