Kiwi

An animal, native to the Islands of New Zealand. Common traits include Shouting incoherent garble(also known as the "haaka"), fondness for sheep and its ablity to eat, sleep and sh#t, all at the same time.

Hide your sheep mate, here comes another bloody Kiwi!...

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Gday mate im Australian

~A phrase commonly used by Americans to imitate the accent of an Australian.

American: G'day mate, I'm Australian!
Aussie: Good for you dickhead.

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etomology

The study of great things

the etomologist stood in awe of his magnificent find!

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bitch-slap

1. to slap another person lightly, with affection.
2. a method of assualt, used by females.

Jenny got bitch-slapped hard by Sally, because Eric had been bitch-slapping Jennys arse all day long.

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