Choggins

A fun and child friendly phrase that describes a thing or situation that is utterly shite.

Tyrone: “That ballbag Adam blew £500 on the slot machines, now he wants to lend cash for his rent!”
Greg: “What a fucking loser breh. Them slots are absolute choggins!”

Shower

Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.

Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”

Turdbag

An unscrupulous individual who would not hesitate to engage in morally dubious behavior.

Steve: I think Gaz stole my Nokia 3310

Joe: He’s rotten that Gaz, he’s a right turdbag!