poussy

when u r in a hurry to look at porn this is what u spell on accident; also an australian gang or something

i typed in poussy when i was looking at porn

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Lace Doily

A woven mat that your aunt or grandmother would have on a side table underneath a plant or lamp. It served no purpose but there for decoration.
Or a female work colleague who is nice looking but hopeless at the job.
Visually attractive but pointless.

"I say, that young Samantha in admin is a fine looking filly!"
"Oh, that's Lace Doily. Don't ask her for stationery, she'll probably come back half an hour later with a gnu".

max power

Magazine available in the UK which encourages the activities of "riceboys" and shows pictures of cheap, small engined hatchback cars with tacky and tasteless modifications.

"yeah, mate. I spray painted the bumpers yesterday and put a max power sticker on it, now my car goes 10mph faster, honest"

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no doubt

band that was good, until "tragic kingdom" came out. why do bands only get popular when they start to suck? now one of the worst bands out there. and why do singers always think they can design handbags?

whatever happened to ska?

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